CDIH

So whats wrong baby?
why so glum chum?
Has life been pissing in your corn flakes?

Nah sweetie I was just pissed you never told me that you were close friends with CRX & Strawberry.

I don't think I have ever spoken to Strawberry,
CRX broke down after relentless bombardments of my PMs......

Quote:I don't think I have ever spoken to Strawberry

OH YEAH? EXPLAIN THIS PHILANDERER!!!!!!!!

with all due respect to LZ....
:rofl:

I think I have proven my case, LIAR!!!!

Talk to you later rich.

It's hard writing clever quips with these little midget hands.

Gonzo proves once again that he is the king of funney!

Gonzo proved he is some computer skills shy of being FTL.

Does that mean Gonzo is gonna be a megalomaniacal dickhead now too?

yep....with clothes bought from big man tall man.

OK, this is a little long.....but it just fits Gonzo soooo well...




A little girl called miranda is in the car with her parents, on their way to have a picnic at the beach. They arrive, and park the car at the bottom of a small cliff. Miranda decides that she wants to climb it

Miranda: "mummy mummy daddy daddy can i climb the cliff?"

Mummy: "OK, but be careful..."

So Miranda starts to clamber up the cliff, while the parents settle down in the car with some sandwiches and the stereo up. Pretty soon, Miranda is half way up the cliff. She turns rounds and calls to her parents

M: "mummy mummy daddy daddy look at me look at me!

M & D: "very good miranda! but be careful!"

She continues up the cliff, and soon she is almost at the top.

M "mummy mummy daddy daddy look look look!"

M & D "wow! well done Miranda, just be careful!"

Miranda continues her climb, and it isn't long before shes finally at the top. She turns to shout to her parents, but the stereo is up too loud, and they can't hear her

M: "mummy mummy daddy daddy!"

Suddenly a huge boulder comes loose from the top of the cliff, and hurtles towards the parents car. Miranda desperatly tries to warn them

M: "mummy mummy daddy daddy! look out! look out!"

SMASH!!!!

The boulder crashes straight on top of the car, crushing the parents and killing them instantly. Miranda is distraught, and begins crying uncontrollably. Soon, a man walking along the cliff comes across her. "whats wrong little girl?" he says, putting his arm around her. Miranda, sobbing her eyes out, can barely reply

M: "(sniff) my...my.. mummy & daddy (sobs) crushed.... boulder..... car.... (sniff)

The man replies "thats terrible, are they dead?"

m: "(sniffle) yes........

"And you're on your own?"

"yes" miranda replies, "i've no other family either"

Quick as a flash, the man drops his trousers, slaps his dick in her face and says....

"I guess its not your lucky day is it love?"

:crackhead:

That joke sucked (plus I saw it coming when you said it was for Gonzo :lol: )

So, a pedophile walks into an icecream bar...

One for LZ........ :rofl:


A guy walks into a bar and goes up to the bartender and just asks for a bud. The bartender notices that the man is lookin real glum, so he says, "What's wrong?" the man says "None of the whores outside will suck my dick, I mean right when I drop my pants they run off." "Are you paying them good?" "hell yah but they don't care, they won't come near me." The bartender says, " Man my friend has probably seen weirder dicks than yours... That is if the Ho's think your dick is messed up?" The man says " Is he gay?" no he's a doctor." So the man says I'll have him take a look. The next night the man comes back to the bar saying my dick is orange. The bartender says " No shit? What did he say was wrong," the man then replies " The doctor asked if I had been doing anything different lately, I told him mainly what I do every normal day since I wasn't doing anything different" The bartender then asked " What did the doctor finally say was wrong" " he said my dick was orange." " you've already said that! Why did he say it was orange!" " he didn't say, after I told him what my day was like he started laughing hysterically." the bartender asked " what is your schedule?" The man says " 6-7 I get ready for work then 7 thirty-4 I work except for lunch. Then from 4-6 watch TV then at 10 I go to a bar." The bartender asks " Well what do you do from 6-10?" The man replies " I usually watch porn and eat cheetos."

Quote:So, a pedophile walks into an icecream bar...

They still have those? do they still have nickel cokes and condoms on the same shelf as well?

ladi, don't forget i like JIF chocolate silk peanut butter!

Quote:what are the odds you'd be on the rag the same time Ladi and Luna are???!!!

ahem :fuckoff:

and who said you could go posting pictures of me????? you know, you make one tiny mistake...not to mention the affect this is going to have on slash, reminding him of the anniversary of my standing him up like that, so not cool :disappointed:

Thanks for pointing that out CRX. I must've missed this thread first go 'round...

And who's the hooker in the pic?