CDIH

You know Moishe, if I shaved my beard, I'd be one hot Jew.

"Can I have permission to jerk off to your daughter's pancake tits?"

"The family's dead"
'Mine too'
"Pity...how?"
'Suciide bombing'
"Same...do you mind if i ask something?"
'Go ahead'
"This religion, is it really worth it. I mean all the death and torture and why? So we can stop eating bread for 8 days? Wear these stupid braid things?!!! [couple of seconds of silence] So, new dildo huh?"
'Yep'
"How much"
'$40'
"good price"



Edited By IkeaBoy on July 14 2002 at 11:49

You should go into screenwriting

Find a new picture.

but I like this one.

Me too, but what if we run out of stuff?

"I'm not wearing any pants under this coat."

yea, after Maynard's response, I think I'll find a new pic

"HEY! You're not wearing any pants."

does he have a dildo in his bag too?

This pink shirt makes my nipples sensitive.

"You know why you have a pencil in your pocket, cause you're a fag"

Isn't it amazing what kids will do for an A?

'an ironed shirt sounds really sweet right now'

Boston undergrads are so fucking easy that even I can get laid here!

So did you join before or after "Bang Party" ?

I wonder if he knows I have a hard on too.