this one time.......at band camp
Girl: "'I'd like to RAM you' I get it, because you're a computer guy, it's clever, it really is"
I could kill her with my bare hands and there's not a single thing she could do about it.
Tommy Grand ruined your life too!?
Hehehhee I just farted on you!
i always wonder what the baseball players are saying to eachother when theyre on first base or whatever
Picture #1
I am actually a Methodist, I just dig the threads.
Picture #1: Do you think the Gentiles realize these big coats hide a 9mm and a bag of uncut diamonds?
Picture #3: Wow, we're almost horizontal and she's still smiling. This is the closest I've ever been to sex!
Picture #3
Him: so then I rolled a 21 which let my warrior dwarf use his ax throw attack to slay the Orc King.
Her: I am so wet.