CDIH

So how many of the lines you use in class are from me? 75%? 80%?

I bite people more often since I've joined messageboards. I guess that makes me funnier too.

My funny has been on a downward slope for a long time,
I remember people in the second semester of my freshman year saying I wasn't as funny as I used to be,
I must have killed in kindergarten.

Quote:I must have killed in kindergarten.

It would have been funnier if they had killed.

Quote:I can honestly say that I've gotten laid from saying witty things that I probably wouldn't have come up with a year ago.

Really? What was his name?

Quote:It's been a little less than a year that I've been posting on these boards here, but I have noticed a significant improvement in the speed of my wit thanks to it.

I'm in a 40-hour a week conentrated MBA program with the same 51 people every day, and so there are countless opportunties where one could pipe in with a wise-ass comment. But the thing is knowing when you've got a good line, and when to hold it in. My success rate in the class is stuff of legends now. People ask me to teach them, but alas, I wouldn't know where to start.

My experiences here have sharpened the speed, quality, and content (using less words is always funnier) to heights I wouldn't think was possible.

I can honestly say that I've gotten laid from saying witty things that I probably wouldn't have come up with a year ago.

I can't be the only one that has gotten so much real-life personality improvement off of this type of communication.

you must be posting on some alternate CDIH board that i cant see.

Quote:I must have killed in kindergarten.

It would have been funnier if they had killed.

:rofl:

you were funnier when you didn't acknowledge it.

the first rule of funny is not to try so hard to be funny.

Keyser, I thought you were much hotter before I found out FBP did as well.

Maybe Galt can make the OTL "Funniest Boy Next Door" for August.

Quote:People ask me to teach them, but alas, I wouldn't know where to start.

You can always have them sign up here. 51 new people like you will make LZMF look smart.

Never said I was better on the board.

And yes Sleeper, most of my lines are stolen from people here.

I also never said they were original, either.

I am known to steal good material and pass it off as my own.

Quote:I am known to steal good material and pass it off as my own.

Froy?