Whats in your shitter to use while pushing out a big ole harry?
This months novelty item at the Onehung household is a hand held wheel of fortune game.
Sports Illustrated and ESPN Magazine.
i usually grab something before I go. it can range from anywhere between readings for school to menus
ew's and playboys mostly, i need to get one of those bathroom magazine racks, cos they keep getting all wet and wrinkled. sometimes a book, or the mail...
Tomb Raider on GameBoy Advance or Raw Magazine this week.
at any given time, i have at least 6-10 mags ranging from Maxum to sports illustrated to EGM on top of the tank. Hey, you never know how fuckin long you will be in there.
For that special shit taking adventure, I like to just sit there in misery and picture Lara C. in the room with me. No not naked, just talking. The iritating sound of her voice really makes me focous on the task at hand and push as hard as I can to make her shut the big fuckin mouth of hers and I can escape the bathroom with what little sanity I have left intact.
Oh, and Porn is good anywhere, including on the throne! Nothing like killing two birds with one stone and even the toilet paper gets dual usage. Conserve my friends, it's the only way to be!
Edited By Sean Cold on Jan. 25 2002 at 9:50
Lately the only thing I've had with me is...
A towel to sop up the blood that squirts out of my eyes from pushing so goddamn hard...
I've got to start eating more fiber.
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Quote:at any given time, i have at least 6-10 mags ranging from Maxum to sports illustrated to EGM on top of the tank.
I can vouch for Sean, he is not exxagerating.
the readers digest, a collection of inspirational stories, an chicken soup for the soul
I'm posting from the shitter right now
RN Magazine - The Profesional Journal with the Personal Touch.
I'm not one that takes a long time on the shittter. I get down to business quickley and efficiantly.
Magazines:
Ring
Boxing 2002
Maxim
FHM
Stuff
The Sleeper Wrote:I'm posting from the shitter right now
yah, i used to do that when i had my iBook.
Hummercash Wrote:Quote:I'm posting from the shitter right now
yah, i used to do that when i had my iBook.
dude I was kidding...that's gross
There is nothing to read in my bathroom, I don't see a reason to sit there and bask in the aroma. I get in, I get out.