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Rape Fantasizer Wrote:wait, we aren't?

Come on silly, everyone knows I'm gay.

A girl can dream can't she?

Rape Fantasizer Wrote:A girl can dream can't she?

Yes, as long as they're wet.

Ants in My Pants Wrote:

Quote:A girl can dream can't she?

Yes, as long as they're wet.

Like that was a question.

Rape Fantasizer Wrote:Like that was a question.

No, this is a question... wanna fuck?

Ants in My Pants Wrote:

Quote:Like that was a question.

No, this is a question... wanna fuck?

Don't you know I don't wanna be asked, but OK.

Quote:What turns you on?

Jenna Jameson

dammit ants and rape stoppit, ur making me depressed
ILL FIGHT U FOR HIM RAPE!!!!!

lessee...

Umm.. Red hair (but everyone knows that by now lol)
Green eyes
pouty lips
Slender girls (not the "athletic" type.. but the really thin waif-types)
Marble/Milk-white skin
Bare shoulders-nape of the neck
Busty girls (not overwheight, but just that little bit of extra padding in the right spots that accentuates the female form)
A girl in a NICE summer dress or evening gown
the slightly red-tinted tan that some girls get
a Good massage
general acts of intimacy (it doesn't take much for me lol)
any girl that acts like they might actually be interested in me lol

Quote:any girl that acts like they might actually be interested in me

so in other words, you are shit out of luck

Lord Magus Wrote:lessee...

Umm.. Red hair (but everyone knows that by now lol)
Green eyes
pouty lips
Slender girls (not the "athletic" type.. but the really thin waif-types)
Marble/Milk-white skin
Bare shoulders-nape of the neck
Busty girls (not overwheight, but just that little bit of extra padding in the right spots that accentuates the female form)
A girl in a NICE summer dress or evening gown
the slightly red-tinted tan that some girls get
a Good massage
general acts of intimacy (it doesn't take much for me lol)
any girl that acts like they might actually be interested in me lol

Oh, i am beyond skeeved right now.

Magoo fucked up and posted his IM to Seph on how he thinks he should dress for him! :roltflmao:

back on top[ic, damn those redheads I am 3 for 3 with them and they all batted a 1.000 with being out of their collective minds!

Lord Magus Wrote:Slender girls (not the "athletic" type.. but the really thin waif-types)
Busty girls (not overwheight, but just that little bit of extra padding in the right spots that accentuates the female form)

So you want a waif girl with padding in all the right spots? Don't the two cancel each other out?

either or May May, either or

Lord Magus Wrote:either or May May, either or

LMAO. So basically, you require them to be female.

Maynard Wrote:

Quote:either or May May, either or

LMAO. So basically, you require them to be female.

Again.... "either or May May, either or" :lol:

Maynerd dilates like a girl

Quote:What really turns you on?

A chick that knows what she's doing, but doesn't let me know how she learned.

Kid Afrika Wrote:

Quote:What really turns you on?

A chick that knows what she's doing, but doesn't let me know how she learned.

That's just paying attention. Guys seem to rarely make any noise. So if there is something that makes you make any noise, she should take note & do that again. But, that's just one girl's opinion, what the hell do I know.

I used to like to read all those stupid over 30 "How's to fix your marriage" Women's magazines. They always had stupid things that might have turned out to be useful. But I can't remember anymore.

i agree with the good kisser thing as well

Quote:They always had stupid things that might have turned out to be useful. But I can't remember anymore.

thanks for sharing. lol