mmmm...boobs...complete with frilly squaw shirt...nice!!!
It's like Real Science. Insert Spit's butt, Luna's breasts, Rape's ability to orgasm on command...out comes perfect woman.
I think you've got the formula figured out. :thumbs-up:
Quote:Rape's ability to orgasm on command.
Hmmm.......well, she's not the only one...........
Quote:Hmmm.......well, she's not the only one...........
Now!
Can you hear me now?
Good.
Quote:Hmmm.......well, she's not the only one...........
[drillinstructorvoice]READY................CUM!![/drillinstructorvoice]
Gah damn I miss my Army days. (don't all of you jump at the revelutionary war jokes all at once)
Revolutionary War? I thought you retired with the crusades.
No no no no no... Maybe you didn't get the memo..
Not Ken... Not Jack Meehoff... Just... Jack.
Sorry, contrary to popular belief, I never fell off that turnip truck.
I am jack's lost identity.
Orgasming on command kind of takes the fun of working on making it happen in the first place.
Quote:Orgasming on command kind of takes the fun of working on making it happen in the first place.
Don't fret, Goochie, 200 more pounds and you will be able to finally see if you orgasmed or if you popped a pimple. Give it time. be strong, we are all behind you.
oh, that hurt. damn you, you irish pri.....hmmm, what was i talking about? Hey, look, smilies :-) :-( :-D:-p;-)
:-o :angry:
:clueless: :loveya:
Quote:we are all behind you.
If we are all behind him how will we be able to see what's happening up front?