Kid...
Have you forgotten where you are?
Since when does the title of a thread have anything to do with it's content?
It usually does, for the first couple of posts...
but yeah, I see your point.
I used to work with a guy who, if asked "How are you?" would answer with unexpected (and in most cases unwanted)medical problems and symptoms, in graphic detail. I found it entertaining (especially since I'm an EMT), but most people got really freaked out.