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now that my boy is single and on the prowl, we need to get him laid. i am sure that his moves are a little old and stale , so i figured we could help. if you could give him some tips or share your best pick-up moves i am sure he would be grateful.
If you could even set him up on a few dates that would be great!! lets get him back in the race. maybe he will post less if we get him out of the house

This is so true. :-(


Help me. Please. I'm sure OAS has a few dating tips up his sleeve.

This is probably the worst thread I have ever read. God damn post whore....

So I'm guessing Corpse has nothing. :disappointed:

holy shit...its corpse! hi!

and yes, maymay needs some ass.:moonie:

Sure Maynard,
But I don't think you can keep up.

You gotta fill a room with hot teen girls and :fucking: and :blow:
all night long till they :bouncer: :bouncer: :bouncer:
at least 10 times each
I don't know if you can do that,
I can,
that's why they all :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: me

Ken Sucks:disappointed:

I've got my $2 VG! :lookatme:

Anybody got any ideas how long Arpi and Ken will survive now that Corpse is here? Would I be generous in giving them a week. Arpi, want to start a poll?

this is about maynerd, not me or ken. keep it on topic you old fart!

Quote:I've got my $2 VG!

I'll cup your balls and lick the shaft then

Quote:at least 10 times each

Dunno about 10 times, but I know I can make em :bouncer: 5 times. :-D

Hey Maynard,
get some Sweats, some silver chains, and the big ear Pee Wee had.....
(what??? what????)
I hear that makes you irresistable.

Quote:So I'm guessing Corpse has nothing.

Corpse has Mrs. Corpse.....remember May?

Quote:Dunno about 10 times, but I know I can make em 5 times.

such teh stud

god damn...you seriously want dating help from fucking misfits like us? Dude, log off and take a walk.

Although, Corpse can probably get ya Gay Marco's phone number :rofl:

Quote:such teh stud

:wilbur:

Quote:god damn...you seriously want dating help from fucking misfits like us? Dude, log off and take a walk.

I see you lost your sarcasm sensor since you've been away....

Quote:Although, Corpse can probably get ya Gay Marco's phone number

I think you have me and Froy mixed up again you old fuck...uicide:

Quote:I see you lost your sarcasm sensor since you've been away....

Actually no...just have a much lower tolerance for bullshit now.:burnfucker:

Hmmmmm Corpse,
we have an opening for an angry meat flap obsessed poster.......
any interest?