eat a bunch of pork fried rice & a couple of nice greasy eggrolls.... that always works for me :fart:
eurka!!!
VG just pooped on my chest!!:loveya:
You wish you got a cleveland steamer!
I think if she doesn't poop soon, we should call the paramedics!!!
Should we take bets on when she's gonna poop?
I say 11:00am tomorrow.
I swear, call me and I'll rub the phone on my chest.
once, when i was a kid, i was playing at a friends house and i had to poop really bad, but i didn't want to go at their house, so i held it. so, we're playing and all of a sudden i just puked all over the living room floor...
One time I pooped in my friends bathroom and overflooded his toilet. I blamed it on his dog, he didn't buy it.
i have nightmares about that...
I had to unclog the toilet with my hand, then I pulled out a huge piece of shit.
So I proceeded to run around after him with the shit in my hand, while yelling "DOO DOO"
*POOP UPDATE*
I NEED TO MAKE THE POOP-AGE! some one get the hose....
Quote:eat a bunch of pork fried rice & a couple of nice greasy eggrolls
i'd puke
Quote:VG just pooped on my chest!!
i wish i did
Quote:Should we take bets on when she's gonna poop?
I say 11:00am tomorrow.
you lose.
VG eat berries......strawberries, raspberries, blueberries... whatever kind of berries.
for some people cinnamon seems to do the trick.
Quote:you lose.
I always do..... :disappointed:
just go to white castle and taco bell, pick me up something while youre there vg
i don't eat that stuff. yesterday was just a strange day and i had a cheeseburger...and now my body hates me for it.:crackhead:
well then just go there and get me some food, you dont have to get anything hehe
Quote:So I proceeded to run around after him with the shit in my hand, while yelling "DOO DOO"
This was last week right?
*POOP UPDATE*
I DID IT!11! :bouncer: :bouncer: :bouncer:
So who are you gonna send it to as a gift??