Quote:GonzoStyle
I AM THE BALLS TO KENS COCK.
My Balls seem oh so blue......
can anyone help to make them happy again?
Intorduce them to Mr Hand
Aren't racquetballs blue?
Ken has prostetic balls!! :bouncer:
This is a serious problem,
you people aren't helping.....
Pocket pool is your answer...
I think you are all missing the point of my thead.....
but pocket pool IS always fun.
We did a pointing thread already
So it's official that you're a dick?
NOOOOOOOO
I am a cock,
and Gonzo is my balls,
and my balls are blue,
I try to play with them,
but nothing seems to make them happy.
poooooor Gonzo.
Quote:I think you are all missing the point of my thead.....
your threads have points??? HOLY SHIT!!!! Who'd have known!!
Call VG, she can cup him, he really wants a piece of that anyway :thumbs-up:
well there goes another paycheck
two bucks at a time.
Yes, but you won't need to disinfect your own hand afterwards.
:crackhead:
that explains your massive vibrator collection huh?
Ken, go to Dunkin Doughnuts, buy a jelly doughnut, and f' it.....it will be kinda warm and gooey inside so you can pretend its a real woman....granted she'll be on the rag....but a woman nonetheless.
POLLY,
PLEASE,
this is not about me getting laid,
rather my morose friend Gonzo!!!
he needs to be cheered up.
But I think I will get a boston cream,
so when I am done it will seem like "she" REALLY enjoyed it.
Quote:that explains your massive vibrator collection huh?
No, it means men can't vibrate & circle & all that, at the same time. :thumbs-up: Don't feel inadequate.... I'll let you wash it when I'm done.
And ladi by suggesting you had a massive collection I did not mean to imply that you have a large number of vibrators and dildos....
just that the ones you have are massive.