I need one.
My current one reminds me of prison...
:disappointed:
i'm still waiting for ken to violate mine...
should I make it, 'follow me home and i'll slam you into a wall'
remove that whole jail reminder...
Gonzo, you're such an ass.
Quote:Gonzo, you're such an ass.
done. :thumbs-up:
Quote:should I make it, 'follow me home and i'll slam you into a wall'
He slams me against a wall all the time.
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!111!!!1!!!!!!!! :bouncer:
can you change mine? i don't think i've even been in the Damn thing more than 5 times
Quote:He slams me against a wall all the time.
Oh, I get it. Because you guys have sex with each other.
So you're Mr. Bitter Sparkles now?
Ants, alkey, rape and tricia in one post....
Be still my heart, ants tug on my cock so I know I ain't dreaming.
Quote:Oh, I get it. Because you guys have sex with each other.
apparently she also sucks his cock. whoodathunkit?
See Gonzo, Ants followed me!
I see rape, I stand corrected ants and alkey left cause of you.
Quote:Oh, I get it. Because you guys have sex with each other.
No.
My chicken and rice was cold so I slammed her against the wall.
Quote:My chicken and rice was cold
now, i've heard some funny names for cock and balls, but this one takes the cake
he calls it rice to throw his victims off the fact he is hung like a stallion in heat.
Alkey is the pollo to my arroz. The leche to my cafe. The... umm... Silera, help me out here, amiga.