CDIH

thank you for your concern Keyser. I just got back to the hospital, sorry I left you all hanging. Anyways, what I wanted to say was that I'm really a je.....AHHHHH!!! MY DICK JUST FELL OFF!! THE HORROR!!

jew? jelly fish? jedi? (just sensed dent blowing a load at the thought)

Quote:he will call upon his friendship with satan to help him through this crisis

Now that's some funny motherfuckin shit!

JERKOFF! He pulled so hard, he broke it!

I'm really a jennifer love-hewitt fan. I'm sorry that I've indicated otherwise all these years. I feel as if a huge weight has been lifted off my shoulders. Oh yea one other thing...I was born with a s....nevermind.

single vestigial(sp?) tail?

I said nevermind.

silver spoon in yer mouth?

seribal palsy?..........Oh wait, I spelled that wrong. Damn. I'll try again later after Vanna sells some vowels.