So basically someone needs to take ken to the back of the board and shoot him, is this the point?
Your anger is very unbecoming Gonzo....
I lost a friend,
and I am lementing in.....
You're old yeller, I'm just the innocent boy who has to kill his puppy.
you are the sick twisted kid who pulls the wings off flys and legs off spiders....
Then they hobble in cirlces, it's kinda funny
Never burned an ant with a magnifying glass, does it work well?
No I am the sick fuck who gives you nightmares.
Gonzo, do you chew your pens?
Quote:Never burned an ant with a magnifying glass, does it work well?
Takes forever. Ever freeze a fly and then watch it thaw and fly away?
we burned an ant in physics class last year...it worked rather well, actually, as long as we kept the middle of the glass dirrectly over the ant and the distance between them small(it has to do with the focal lenghts...i forget the exacts of it, but i'm pretty sure a few people on the board should know it). we burned a few people's arms and some holes in paper, too
I saw Gonzo throw a guy in a wood chipper today.
I never bite my pens but I have shoved them up my nose.
I hear you can freeze a roach months and thaw them.
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yeah no shit huh.....but they are still alive...
THAT is the tricky part.
Edited By Ken'sPen on Aug. 15 2002 at 5:37
In Chemistry class we did a project using some kind of chemical & electricity, I forget the point... mostly we just played with the current. If everyone took off their shoes & held hands you could feel it go thru you. The smaller the group, the stronger it was. :firebounce:
Quote:If everyone took off their shoes & held hands you could feel it go thru you. The smaller the group, the stronger it was.
Sure, that old gag. If you took a few more things off I'm sure you'd feel something else going through you.
a science teacher did an experiment with a hand held generator....
rolled wire and magnets, he would crank it and a light would shine...
but the bulb was burnt... he asked if anyone doubted it and would like to volunteer...
I stuck my finger in the socket, in the middle and did not touch the sides,
I acted as though I was getting but a mild shock as he cranked harder and harder
someone else wanted to try after me...
and....
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
How I wish at times that gun never misfired.
How I wish your father did.....
No you don't, you woulda never survived OA.com without me.
I was a S.T.O.N.E.R. back then,
I had the support of untold legions of pot heads.