CDIH

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

:rofl: Now that is fucking funny. :bow:

i almost started a fire in my dorm last year when i was playing with a lighter and tissues. good times

HELP!!!!!!

when i almost started that fire i stepped on it and it went out. don't really know how you can do that though. oh well

i lit my leg hair on fire once...a small patch of it. it burnt out fast, but that spot was bald for months

i banged my head against the wall, now the wall is on fire. why me?!?!?

9-1-1 emergency. How may I direct your call. Can you hold?

Dude, just make sure you don't jerk off while your hair is on fire man. You don't want that spreading.

I need VG to come over and pee on my head, where the fuck is she?

Quote:I need VG to come over and pee on my head, where the fuck is she?

Quote:above sleeper right next to the arizona iced teas , in the cooler on the left at pedros bodega

:clueless:

oh...my mistake

Is it out yet? Cause I think I know the number to poison control. They might be able to help us out.

WORST CASE SCENARIO HANDBOOK

Case: Hair On Fire

1. Log onto CDIH.net and post that your hair is on fire.

did this happen during your satan worshipping rituals?

Does that tip come before or after what to do when attacked by a mountain lion? :clueless:

2. Bang head on wall to insure that house burns down!

Quote:Is it out yet? Cause I think I know the number to poison control. They might be able to help us out.

yea, no thanks to any of you though

Quote:1. Log onto CDIH.net and post that your hair is on fire.

I was already logged on thankyouverymuch

Quote:did this happen during your satan worshipping rituals?

imitating arpi won't make him your bestest buddy again