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He's firm, but right.

I am scared.
Don't be scared, pretend you are on the board. You'll be funny and she won't notice your shortcomings.

That's what I do.
Short... comings...

Get it? :lol:
Atleast my humor was not wasted on these simple minds.
Are you trying to say that Danked is "simple minded"?
K1d not everyone can be an Alpha Male, such as you.

Danked is not exactly simple minded, just simple to please.
T-minus 6 hours
till what embarassment?
Quote:till what embarassment?

Wait..

Who are you?

I'm your motherfuckin conscience.
I bet her cunt looks like a shotgun wound.
repeatedly call her "mom" as you rail her. chicks dig that!



Edited By Arpikarhu on Aug. 23 2002 at 10:51
Quote:I bet her cunt looks like a shotgun wound.

you mean some don't???
Quote:you mean some don't???
Yes actually some look like the folds of a rose and some look like turkey gizzards.
Quote:I bet her cunt looks like a shotgun wound

Quote:you mean some don't???

We know yours does Ken.
Somebody please me...

I'm bored. :clueless:
:lookatme: hi danked :lookatme:
Galt would but he is busy recovering from his alleged fuck-fest.
you'd think this was a major life event the way he described it
It is when you have sex once a every decade
So? How was she? Did you get wall?
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