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I shall be engaging in mutually consentual heterosexual penis-vaginal intercourse with a real-live adult (non-prostitute) non-retard, non-drug addicted female human tonight

As much as it may surprise, I have, at 27 years old, already "gone all the way" with multiple females prior to tonight.

However, this will be the first time that I "hump" this specific girl.

What shall I do to make a good impression? i.e. I've been told that girls like it if you punch them in the ribs as you are cumming.

What should I avoid doing if I would like the opportunity to do sex to her again?



Edited By Galt on Aug. 23 2002 at 6:17

please keep a running diary and post it afterwards. thanks.

Make sure to get all your cum in her hair. They love that.

Galt is so cute when he tries to prove himself worthy to others.

hide your stash of kiddie porn

Mine?

Your mom isn't gonna put up a fight eh?

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cmon, her seeing that would be at least a 9.7 on the UCR.

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well, unless you loaned some of yours to galt

Quote:cmon, her seeing that would be at least a 9.7 on the UCR

that would make for an interesting read later on

Quote:Your mom isn't gonna put up a fight eh?

DAMMIT! I thought I had preemptively excluded all avenues in which you may question the merits of my sexual encounter.

I forgot to say that she wasn't related to me. (She's also not retarded, in a coma, hooked on drugs, or a dirty minority)

Ah.... so she's inflatable.

i bet she's a yankee fan

Does she have a hairy back and a penis?

So you are finally giving in and dating a black chick, dude might as well go straight to beastiality.

While she does not have a penis, she did used to have a clit ring.

I also think she might have something busted up going on down south. While feeling around to get the fingers in there, I felt some extra roast beef (or meat flaps as it were), and so I think she may need a labiaplasty (labiaectomy??)

What you felt down there is called Foreskin my friend.

If it was, then she has a really wide urethra

It was the "scar"

This thread has not been as helpful as I had hoped.

Replace "this thread" with "your dick" and that's what you'll be hearing by the end of the night.