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Take it here. It's the patriotic thing to do!



Edited By AdolescentMasturbator on Jan. 13 2002 at 5:34
Quote:By submitting this questionnaire, I hereby relinquish my right to habeas corpus and all other supposed rights afforded me by the Bill Of Rights. If I am a citizen of the United States and I submit this form, I acknowledge that the Department of Justice and/or the FBI may use this information to arrive at the conclusion that I am some kind of pinko, commie, freedom-hating towel-headed homo who deserves to get a steel-tipped federal jackboot shoved up my treacherous ass, so help me John Ashcroft.
I wouldn't doubt it.



Edited By Hey Ladi on Jan. 13 2002 at 5:44
I like this test better.
it took me awhile but i realized it was a real thing
Quote:it took me awhile but i realized it was a real thing

Living proof that anyone can get into college.
WTF can't get humour
are you offering hummers again ike?
Quote:If I am a citizen of the United States and I submit this form, I acknowledge that the Department of Justice and/or the FBI may use this information to arrive at the conclusion that I am some kind of pinko, commie, freedom-hating towel-headed homo who deserves to get a steel-tipped federal jackboot shoved up my treacherous ass, so help me John Ashcroft.
does this mean i'm exempt? can i submit the form without fear of retribution?
If you love bush and you are God-fearing Republican you have nothing to worry about.
AdolescentMasturbator Wrote:If you love bush and you are God-fearing Republican...
Clap you hands!!! :real good:
is anyone else gonna get the patriot tattoo?
Quote:If you love bush and you are God-fearing Republican you have nothing to worry about.
He said Bush... :bouncer:
i love bush