CDIH

nice cock

Is that a cock in my snatch or are you just happy to see me?

see, I get a cock stuck in me every once in awhile.

hey baby, I got seed in my pocket for ya

Amy prepares for her first cock fight.

"Look, mine's bigger than yours. Bend over."

"My pussy is in my other pants."

I win a lot of bar bets

Noooo Carol Ann, don't look into the light!

A fish eye and a whale's eye.

I defy anyone not to look at the buldge in seans pants and tell me he is NOT hung like a horse. His puny attempts at the 'irish curse' are now all in vain.

do you like my twat shaped mirror?

You are just trying to trick us. :disappointed:

Hey, that's my twat shaped mirror :disappointed:

Pepto Pink walls ... ooo baby, bet you fight the ladies off with a stick :poke:

do you feel like a gynocologist when you fix your hair?

Ladi, you're just happy to see actual walls for once.

yes, the brick alleyways get dreary

who are those people?

I would tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.