Tenbats is unfunny
I am uber-geek
Ants is gay
Ken is marrying amy.
Just stating the obvious for today so everyone is up to date.
If arpi were here he'd say, "this thread sucks"
Quote:Tenbats is unfunny
I am uber-geek
Ants is gay
Ken is marrying amy.
Just stating the obvious for today so everyone is up to date.
I'm confused
:lookatme: Amy.
Have another margarita. :toast:
I am finally up to date on all these gimmicks.
Danked is stoned, get it?
Gonzo didn't like my dog because she didn't have a penis.
Margaritaville
Nibblin' on sponge cake,
watchin' the sun bake;
All of those tourists covered with oil.
Strummin' my six string on my front porch swing.
Smell those shrimp--
They're beginnin' to boil.
Wasted away again in Margaritaville,
Searchin' for my lost shaker of salt.
Some people claim that there's a woman to blame,
But I know it's nobody's fault.
Don't know the reason,
Stayed here all season
With nothing to show but this brand new tatoo.
But it's a real beauty,
A Mexican cutie, how it got here
I haven't a clue.
Wasted away again in Margaritaville,
Searchin' for my lost shaker of salt.
Some people claim that there's a woman to blame,
Now I think,-- Hell it could be my fault.
I blew out my flip flop,
Stepped on a pop top;
Cut my heel, had to cruise on back home.
But there's booze in the blender,
And soon it will render
That frozen concoction that helps me hang on.
Wasted away again in Margaritaville
Searchin' for my lost shaker of salt.
Some people claim that there's a woman to blame,
But I know, it's my own Damn fault.
Yes, and some people claim that there's a woman to blame, And I know it's my own Damn fault.
You dog sniffed my crotch, it was too early. I felt like the bitch was invading my space too quick.
Yeah, Gonzo does'nt put out on the first date
Quote:Have another margarita.
i think i drank enough to last me a year or two
You and your personal space. You get so defensive sometimes.
Let the world in, Gonzo. Don't be afraid.
Yeah, but you're still a slut
Don't cross the streams, Venkman. It would be bad.
Quote:Yeah, Gonzo does'nt put out on the first date
And bears don't shit in the woods, the Pope's a Jew......
:lookatme: The funny is weak with this one.