on my dresser looks just like a sperm. should I wash it off or leave it?
has Ken come over for dinner and taken over your account????
leave it and ever time someone comes in & notices it, poke it & sniff your finger or lick the blob
Quote:has Ken come over for dinner and taken over your account????
yes
I think you sniffed it before you posted this.
Sure it's not toothpaste?
only use glue in the shower.
I just sniffed it, it has no smell, and it doesn't look like a cum stain, it looks like an ACTUAL SPERM with tail and everything, its starting to freak me out.
You can't trick me. I saw American Pie 2.
Isn't supposed to be on your hands and not your dresser?
Quote:Isn't supposed to be on your hands and not your dresser?
you peaked at the funny several days ago, it's all downhill now.
Quote:i don't beleive you.
wanna come over?
Impossible. I never had the funny so how could it have peaked? :clueless:
Quote:wanna come over?
but but im in my jammies.
OMIGOD! OMIGOD! OMIGOD! SHE'S IN HER JAMMIES!!1!
you are missing out on quite a glue stain...
peel it off and bring it on our trip. we can show people your sperm. they will love it
I peeled it off and it left a sperm shaped imprint. I can't win :-(
you should see my entire room, it is soooooo messy, there's food and clothes everywhere. If only I knew someone who loved to clean...