Quote:but i do have an iron clad memory, wasn't it cause you had a lot of friends named mike? i remember reading that somewhere on here or that other place. either that or imjust crazy.
So you're trying to pull a Slash :thumbs-up:
The 'Mike' thing was part of it, but I earned the nickname not because of anyting having to do with getting a stiffy, but more in the sense of "bonehead". Like, "Wow, did I just pull a boner move"
Unfortunatley, everyone thinks it has to do with my peepee, especially complete strangers in front of whom my friends would love to introduce me as Boner.
OK, enough back story. I am the king of doing really stupid things, you get used to it. I've just come to accept that I'm going to screw the pooch every once in a while
crotch crickets? STORY TIME!
Quote:So you're trying to pull a Slash
slash bows down to me. seriously. ask him.
YOU CAN'T TACKLE CROTCH CRICKETS!
Well that's only cuz he's trying to be Mr. Smooth
Quote:Can you hear the crotch crickets parking?
No, but I saw them when they were sleeping in the parked car.
C'mere, we can cuddle 'til the scawies go away.
Quote:slash bows down to me. seriously. ask him.
still trying to convince you that you can have oral and still be a virgin huh?
Quote:No, but I saw them when they were sleeping in the parked car.
I hate call-backs.
Quote:still trying to convince you that you can have oral and still be a virgin huh?
you mean your not? :-o
Sorry VG......but you're sooooooo NOT a virgin.
im not?
Heh....no.
Maybe you haven't had the meat missle in you, but you're still not a virgin.
I was wrong. I retract my above statement.
stop making fun of me.
I bet I can beat you on the dopey scale...
I've lost every pair of watch and sunglasses i've ever had, except for the one I currently wear.
I had a leather jacket for like a week and lost it.
I left another jacket in a car of a friend of a friend who I never got it back from.
I've lost numerous car keys.
I always find myself daydreaming while i'm driving, being careful about my driving but often missing an exit on the turnpike or parkway from zoning out.
Is this common or am I a giant dope?
Keyser is a doooope, keyser is a dooooope.
Quote:I always find myself daydreaming while i'm driving, being careful about my driving but often missing an exit on the turnpike or parkway from zoning out.
I've zoned out and started making turns to go to a destination other than the one i was actually going to.
Quote:you mean your not? :-o
Hehe...made you nervous. ;-)
in the summer i locked my keys in the car while the car was still running. i was able to get a clothes hanger and open the door. i felt like i accomplished something that day.
true story.