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Quote:the person at the store told me stripes have a slimming effect, what do you think?

Ding ding ding. Winner. Oh my god. I can't stop laughing.

Seriously, when I was fat, and I had to go to the big and tall men's store, I'd look at some of that stuff and say, "OH MY GOD, what are those clothing designers thinking?!"

You already bring attention to yourself being 8000 pounds, thinking wearing ugly clothes like that HELPS MATTERS?!

Quote:my wrists got sucked back up into my forearm

ehhehehehehhe :rofl:

CAPTION: Two more chicks that said no to Tenbat

Owwy.

I <3 Gooch

Because we all know, I'm all about dating board chicks.

I also like shopping for all the dented cans in the "special!" cart at the supermarket

Thank god he smiled, it looked like a scene out of 'Memoirs of an invisible man".

CAPTION: Ssheeeeeet, motherfucker, I thought i made my pics unalterable

The apes cheekbones are so high, he practically has no eyes.

Is that King LaTiffa?

I meant to ask this then, but I saw that horse led out of the R 'n F Rock 'n Ribs Fest by about 4 or 5 people while she was just in a fucking daze staring into space. What the fuck happened to her?

She saw Keyser and fell under his spell....
it took 4 days for her to regain the power of speech.

she has been locked in a room masturbating ever since.



Edited By Ken'sPen on Sep. 12 2002 at 11:12

CAPTION: The day radio died

"If I don't get laid soon I think I will explode!"

"This ain't the Empire State building??"

oh no, the crispy stay puft marshallow man made it to the top

"Finally.... Somewhere important... I'm going to have to write about this on my website."

"Ok I smiled. Now where's my banana?"