What is women's facination with this holiday? If your man doesn't show you that he loves you the rest of the year, what makes you think he's gonna mean it on this one day? I think it should be renames "Buy the twat some gifts so she gives teh good blow job to me Day". This holiday just plain sucks. BAH!
Or maybe it's just cause I'm single this year.
Quote:Valentines day is for [b]dummys[b]
You truly are a dummie.
Will you be my valentine SLASH? :loveya:
Maynard Wrote:Will you be my valentine SLASH? :loveya:
Sorry, but I have a monogamous relationship with my precious Sleepy at this juncture of my love life :bouncer:
Well PHOOEY!
Now what am I to do?
Maynard Wrote:Well PHOOEY!
Now what am I to do?
Start a questions thread?
valentines day is pointless. its just another day, but more expensive. :poison:
SLASH Wrote:Start a questions thread?
Oh no, I wouldnt want to step on Grump's toes.
Quote:Oh no, I wouldnt want to step on Grump's toes.
Slacker!
:Chicken Noise:: thread to match your groundbreaking :quack: thread?
Edited By SLASH on Feb. 08 2002 at 3:06
It should just be changed to outright "prostitution day".
The only way you are going to get any this day is if you pay for it anyway. :amf:
SLASH Wrote::Chicken Noise:: thread to match your groundbreaking :quack: thread?
No, the next one's gonna be :moooo:.
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Sean, all men pay one way or the other, thus then they are all prostitutes. If a man doesn't pay it is called rape.
Quote:No, the next one's gonna be :moooo:
Gee, I actually took you for a ::roof roof:: kinda guy :roflmao:
women like the holiday because they like to be pampered and get things and hallmark/corporations makes it seem that there is only one time to do it, Valentine's Day because (let's face it) there aren't any major buying holidays in the next couple of months (Passover cards only sell to DNKM) so they must create this holiday to up their money by guilting the men into buying things for their significant others. And if you're single it just serves to further indicate that you're useless.
IkeaBoy Wrote:women like the holiday because they like to be pampered and get things and hallmark/corporations makes it seem that there is only one time to do it, Valentine's Day because (let's face it) there aren't any major buying holidays in the next couple of months (Passover cards only sell to DNKM) so they must create this holiday to up their money by guilting the men into buying things for their significant others. And if you're single it just serves to further indicate that you're useless.
WEll actually Ikea, the point I was trying to make was that I do that shit all year long. Why do I need another day for it?
Quote:Gee, I actually took you for a ::roof roof:: kinda guy
ROFL! :lol: :lol: :lol:
Maynard Wrote:WEll actually Ikea, the point I was trying to make was that I do that shit all year long. Why do I need another day for it?
the point i'm trying to make is that it doesn't matter if you do it every day of the year, the corporations need it to up their profits by attacking everyone.
Quote:(Passover cards only sell to DNKM)
Ikea, I am sensing a very strong sexual tension between you and Daphna reminiscent of JAYMOHRBUDDY and Wnew's Girl of last year. Go strike while the kike is warm :p
From deathclock.com.... "Your Personal Day of Death is...
Monday, February 14, 2056" :fuckoff:
Hey Ladi Wrote:From deathclock.com.... "Your Personal Day of Death is...
Monday, February 14, 2056" :fuckoff:
You think it would be ok if I violated your corpse on Vday?
I'll buy you some choclate just to make it offical! :loveya: :loveya:
Sean Cold Wrote:Hey Ladi Wrote:From deathclock.com.... "Your Personal Day of Death is...
Monday, February 14, 2056" :fuckoff:
You think it would be ok if I violated your corpse on Vday?
I'll buy you some choclate just to make it offical! :loveya: :loveya:
Sure, in 52 yrs, if you can still get it up, you can bang my wrinkled, lifeless, old twat.