CDIH

it's funny cause it's true

And then they laugh at me because they have bigger dicks than I do.

don't be so hard on yourself. only one of them does.

Quote:don't be so hard on yourself

Haha, you said "hard". And then you said "on".

Quote:I masturbate in front of Silera's kids.

It's the only way they can tell the difference between you and alkey.

Quote:but it's all good cos i'm home now

Never thought I would hear Trish say those words.

:disappointed:

so, the owner had called for him on friday but i didn't tell him because it's probably a bad idea to talk to the boss boss when you're that wasted. today, he says, oh, i told him we got really busy and that's why you forgot to tell me he called...

so, he's acting like he did me a favour and made excuses for me being an idiot plus, they won't pay for an asst manager now that we're only open for a couple more weeks, so i'm back to $4 an hour bartending uicide:


but, anyway, wasn't this thread supposed to bring about uncomfortable work stories?

i made $4 hour too. but i just sat in the lounge and watched tv. you should try.

i get tips, in theory...

i got tips too. it was pretty sweet.

& hybrid had a coke fountain

fo sho'