Starting five pitchers a day
Why don't I do it too, you ask? Because he actually stays up until 3AM just to pick them all up.
I hope Arpi's stroke is contagious, and you catch it
3AM pacific time, 6AM eastern standard time. It's within the rules, so blow me.
strokes arent contagious.
you want this title a little too much sleeper.
you just didn't want it enough.
Sleeper is so totally gay. What do you set your alarm to make sure you can be up to pick up every starter?
My pitching staff owns you.
1/2 the innings, more strike outs, wins saves, etc etc etc.
Quote:What do you set your alarm to make sure you can be up to pick up every starter?
yes
Quote:My pitching staff owns you.
1/2 the innings, more strike outs, wins saves, etc etc etc.
hmmmm, too bad your offense fucking sucks.
You realize that winning this league won't make your parents love each other again, right?
And they'll probably still be just as disappointed in you as they always have.
My mean posts are even meaner because they end with Crypty mocking you cheerily
Do you start crying unfair when the opposing team kneels down with 2 minutes left?
I believe that "Undisputed" was a stupid movie.
So there, fuckboy
I still can't get over the fact that LaVar Arrington has a chess room. A whole room devoted to chess. LaVar Arrington.
I don't even have a joke here.
Quote:Let's all acknowledge, Sleeper's unsportsmanlike ways
Bravo
Bill Simmons has a fantasy baseball team?
Quote:Bill Simmons has a fantasy baseball team?
Yes, it's called "Simmons' Brothers"
And you're welcome for turning you own to the greatest sportswriter in the history of the world.
PS. As of 7:39 EST, The championship is officially tied, while I am only 1 stolen base and 9 BA points behind the much-hated Sleeper.
Quote:PS. As of 7:39 EST, The championship is officially tied, while I am only 1 stolen base and 9 BA points behind the much-hated Sleeper.
are you gonna refresh the page every minute for the next 72 hours?