well, my power's back on so im not gonna eat everything after all...
Quote:im not gonna eat everything after all...
passed joke #3. man! you are really setting me up today!
Arpi the last time you had 3 good jokes you were;
1) Looking at yourself in a mirror
2) Trying to convince yourself that people liked you
3) Sharing a laugh with your best friend, your mind.
I considered a 4th, the day you were born. But everyone was crying then.
Quote:Arpi the last time you had 3 good jokes you were;
1) Looking at yourself in a mirror
2) Trying to convince yourself that people liked you
3) Sharing a laugh with your best friend, your mind.
I considered a 4th, the day you were born. But everyone was crying then.
yet you consider this funny. i feel vindicated
Quote:yet you consider this funny. i feel vindicated
Did you notice a :lol: in my last post? I didn't.
i feel a need to scratch my eyes out
maynard, the new boss bought me lunch today...gotta love new jobs
is he the one that bought us shots? That guy rocked! With the hot young wife... :drool:
Poor Skitch. He knows 2 Maynards. What are the odds?
I had a 2 hr lunch 'by accident' :toast:
some accident
you're telling me the anal eaze and rubber suit weren't planned?
Quote:you're telling me the anal eaze and rubber suit weren't planned?
i usually plan that kind of stuff weeks in advance
Quote:What about those people that you blow off when they talk to you? Or tell them you don't like them. And they continue to say hi? How do you get rid of them?
Maynard, just tell Becky to fuck off already. Jesus, it isn't all that hard.
Alright Sean, enough of this piecemeal shit already. Write the advice book the world needs........"101 Way to tell a bitch to fuck off" You'll make millions I tell you :thumbs-up: