Quote:Is Toby busy?
What is with you sick fucks and the need to defile more poor cat?
Why wait any longer for the one you love
When he's standing in front of you
Can you give him a bath and spray that sweet cat deodorizer on him before I get there? Tell him I have a bag of catnip for him.
Quote:Tell him I have a bag of catnip for him.
That's an outright lie. Everyone knows you don't bring anything. It's ok to bullshit me, but, Toby doesn't like that shit.
That was only 1 time. :-(
Quote:I wanna hump today!
Your sister's gone out. She's on a date
You just sit at home and masturbate
The phone is gonna ring soon but you just can't wait
For that call
So you stand on the corner in your new English clothes
And you look so polished from your hair down to your toes
But still your finger's gonna pick your nose
After all...
::yawn:: need sleepies.
Is it 5:00 yet?
5 hours and 50 minutes to go judging by the clock in my house :-D
can't it be lunch time yet? i am hungry!
not for another 17 minutes at least
Bah! My work day just started and you guys are talkin lunch already!!!
Speaking of eating, do you think if I didn't eat at all, and only drank water and took vitamins for a month I'd die?
there are quicker ways to die
uicide:
Quote:Speaking of eating, do you think if I didn't eat at all, and only drank water and took vitamins for a month I'd die?
Yes. Try something simpler. Like absolutely no eating between meals, no eating after 8 pm, and no seconds at any meal.
Quote:do you think if I didn't eat at all, and only drank water and took vitamins for a month I'd die?
crash diet???
Psst...Ladi, I don't wanna die :thumbs-up:
Thanks Dent, knew all those, do 'em all but the after 8 thing since I get home some nights at 10:30.
Quote:Speaking of eating, do you think if I didn't eat at all, and only drank water and took vitamins for a month I'd die?
actually, you wouldnt. if you drank alot of water it could take over 6 weeks before your bodie shut down completly. alot of interesting things happen before that though.
Quote:Thanks Dent, knew all those, do 'em all but the after 8 thing since I get home some nights at 10:30.
Then you also know, you can only loose so much before you HAVE to exercise to lose more. Just walking briskly for 30 minutes a day will raise your metabalism and allow you to lose more. (Since I've never seen you in person, I have no clue if or how much you
want to lose.)
My daily walk to and from the subway takes care of me.