CDIH

In your own words, describe yourself to us...

and NO soup, this is not another chance for you to post your picture.


Me? I'm a big teddy bear lookin' motherfucker with glasses, short hair and a goatee.

I'm a balding, tall, white guy with a moustache and salt n pepa hair :thumbs-up:

6 ft 4' of pure black muscle. and i have braids.

According to a few people I know, and a few people who've STOPPED ME ON THE STREET ( :clueless: ) I look like Michelle Branch....

But I think I look like I have a four year olds face on a 23 year olds body.

minus the big hair and paulina

5'7"; black hair (currently) curly; blue eyes; my legs reach the ground & my arms don't :thumbs-up:

how the fuck do i describe how I look????


Pictures would just be easier. Damn.

I guess.....I look like Maynard G Krebs, only with a shaved head, and a long black goatee, no moustache. Brown eyes, brown hair. 6'3" 210. I have huge hands, and I wear a size 14 shoe.


Damn....reading over that now.....I just described the clown I saw last time I went to the circus.

well you were looking into the funny mirror maynard...

Are your hands really huge? Or do you just think they are because you suffer from microphallus :rofl:

Oh, and since everyone else is listing stats..... 6'5", 240 and blue eyes :-)

Quote:I just described the clown I saw last time I went to the circus.

accurate portrait

A lady never reveals her weight. :crackhead:

im 6'0 tall barefoot. from the top of my thigh to the floor my legs are 3 feet long...i measured them.

i have mandy moore's short hair, but im naturally blonde.

im extreamly pale, and i have freckles, just on my face, but from the summer sun, i get them on my shoulders and tops of my knees.

i have navy blue eyes, with bright green centers, they are sometimes covered with glasses, mostly contacts...im so blind.

i have big boobs that get in the way, and a white grrls arse.

i have long fingers and my nails are always done with a french manicure ( my toes are too :-)) i have this thing about dirty nails...i do this so they always look nice and clean.

that's about it i guess.

i just came :loveya:

pstpixplz

What's wrong with big boobs??
5'11 about 215
Blondeish brown hair with a bunch of grey in it and a long goatee...Sky Blue eyes

Quote:i just came

that is the gayest response

I look pissed off most of the time

i'm gay, what can i tell you?

Quote:i just came

stop looking at maynerd pictures.

Quote:pstpixplz

english mother fucker....

Quote:What's wrong with big boobs??

try running...swinging a bat...ect ect..they are always all up in your face.

post your pics so i can wack it and get on with my day :-p