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Eat shit and die. I did the baseball bat thing first...

lube up a thumb and come on over!!!

Quote:I want a prostate to play with.

That can be arranged. :thumbs-up:

my previous post was directed at pollyanna for those concerned

heheh...

buy something
go for a drive
or just wallow in the bad mood till it passes, for some reason I find this fun, I scowl & sulk & sit in the dark, and then in a bit it passes & I feel better.

Most times I either go for a drive, or I'll watch a funny movie - I'll do something so I can forget about what put me in that mood. Most of the time I'm in a pretty good mood, and it takes a lot to really piss me off or get me down in the dumps.

I've also been known to turn to beer and weed for comfort, but since I have those regularly, they don't count.

What kind of lube should I use, Crisco shortening or vegetable oil?

Listen to depressing music, then go to sleep. Usually I wake up feeling better.

does anyone else do the listen to depressing music when they feel down? I don't know why, but I do

Normally when I get down, depressed, or angry, I seclude myself from others and work on a project. It may be my website (or more recently this one), working out in the yard, or any other things that need to be done. As long as its by myself. Eventually I forget I was even depressed.

Quote:does anyone else do the listen to depressing music when they feel down?

yes, songs where people die, put me in a better mood.
don't know why

I always listen to "broken heart" songs when I'm sad.

aqualube! :thumbs-up:

I'll stop by Condomainia on the way over....should I trim my nails?

nah, etch his prostate a bit....give him something to remember you by :poke:

Herpes?

:lol: The gift that keeps on giving.....hopefully they're really nasty and cause festering sores too :thumbs-up:

violent video games
destroy a pillow
long bike rides
and if all else fails, angry music. but that doesnt work most of the time for me

Masturbation or Music, maybe both.