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You just ruined my sex life.
Dude just think about the collective salaries of all those dudes, yet she is still with you.
It confuses the shit out of me.
It also makes me paranoid.
I don't even trust her around Steve. :lol:
Why, cause he can catch a fly ball?
THE FUCKING SUN WAS IN MY EYES!
YES!
The sun never fucking set in right field!
I learned that no one can make fun of you if you don't play.
And all the chicks come up to pet your dog.
That's why I'd never bring a dog to a board event.
Yeah, I know. But chicks are chicks.
Quote:The sun never fucking set in right field!
What happened when they moved you to short center?
I had to cover right field cuz' Suzie was making a bong out of her shoe laces and a penny.
Why did you cut the coke with a penny as well?
:crackhead: Coke? Too scary for me.
Is this "coke" stuff in any way related to these "condoms" you speak of?
Wipe your nose and I will tell you all about it cokey.
That's Mr. McSnortsAlot to you.
Get a machine gun so we can play scarface.
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