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List em. I'll post mine later.
1. me
2. gonzo
3. ron jeremy
Do half or quarter jews count too?
Quote:Do half or quarter jews count too?
no because then I'd be #1 on everyone's list. It wouldn't be fair.
Quote:1. me
2. gonzo
3. ron jeremy
you a math major?



Edited By The Sleeper on 1034404639
no, we are the only 3 great jews of all time, sorry
good point, but i said top 5 jews of all time, not list 5 great jews, cause that would just be silly.
1. Albert Enstein
2.(tie) William Shatner
2(tie) Gonzy
4(tie) Moe
4(tie) Larry
4(tie) Curly
that's 6
you people are geniuses. really.
1. me
2. william shatner
3. henry kissinger
4. sammy davis jr
5. my cat
looks like arpi's masters degree payed off. ok here's mine:

1) sandy koufax
2) jerry seinfeld
3) the hasidic guy in "pi"
4) #4590234 at Auschwitz
5) arpi's cat
at least we agree on the cat.
Anyone who doesn't think your cat is the 5th best jew of all time is out of his mind.
you said it brother!
Quote:4) #4590234 at Auschwitz
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#1 mac daddy of all jews......

JESUS!!!!

I don't know any more jews except Rich Vos and some kid from grammar school who's barmitzvah i went to..... but they are certainly not in the top 10. I'm sure there are cooler jews around.
Quote:JESUS!!!!

Yea, but didn't he convert?
5? fuck that, I can barely narrow it down to 20.

Top 10 jews, besides jesus and moses.

1. Steven Spielberg
2. Albert Einstein
3. Meyer Lansky
4. Kirk Douglas
5. Bob Dylan
6. Dustin Hoffmann
7. Harvey Keitel
8. Adam Sandler
9. Lee Strasberg
10. Billy Wilder

Honorable mention for hottest piece of jewish ass:
Jamie-Lynn Sigler

Old skool ass
Liz taylor

woulda mentioned the stooges but they were there.
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I think she said she's only half jewish, which acording to the thread starter don;'t count.

Hottest jewish girl I know is Cindy Margolis.
fuck that she got the jew in her, she counts.

part jew, all jew. That is what hitler said.
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