CDIH

:-D

that is better

Everything is snovered in cow.
I fell asleep on Snatch.

D.W.G. in 2003

my foot VIBRATED!!!!! :crackhead:

the birthday streak continues................ :banana:

can I help it if women find me sexy ???

hey ants, now i'll never see it!!!! :-(

She doesnt have junk in the trunk....she has junk under the hood!

so i said HEY MAN THATS MY SHOE

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

and then she said "that's not my octopus!!!" :rofl:

We met in a chat room on one of those midget porn websites.

My box smells.

My dick smells like Lunar's box.

ROSSWELL

All my knowledge comes from cartoons, tv, and comic books. :fuggin:

Emelda Marcos wears a size 8 1/2 shoe

Im so much smarter than you guys. :rofl: :banana:

oasilera (2:18:07 PM): i dont like living with my kids
oasilera (2:18:10 PM): theyre bad roomates

I slow danced with Bill Murray