Quote:hey look....I found an Alkey mask
I don't like being mocked in my own fucking thread.
Quote:I don't like being mocked in my own fucking thread.
Watch out he's gonna..... oh, do nothing.
He has 'Ken Doll' Hair.
fuck yeah
poops
if your hair doesnt have color, get out of the left lane
"stop fingering the donut"
So, you're a cat. Can I pet you?
Its a Queens thing. When we get excited we talk like Neandethals.
I need to make up for my poopyness.
At least she does SOMETHING right, because she sure as Hell can't fuck.
I gain 20 pounds when I get a hard-on.
Sex with me is like Daylight Savings Time.
i just want to get back to my island!
Quote:He has 'Ken Doll' Hair.
That feels familiar.
Thanks for letting us in, Ron, wanna hear our sex lives?
Dance, monkey, dance.
If they could find a way to scramble tequila, i'd eat it.
If it were up to him, vaginas would be self stick.
AND YEAH, HEY, WHILE WE'RE REMINISCING, REMEMBER WHEN YOU STOLE HER FROM ME???
Look, its Alkeys brother.....his other ear is bigger!!
NO REALLY.....THERE WAS A HORSE THERE!!!
They squeak when you bop 'em!
mokey: