And I am still drawn here after I draw blood from them. Anyone else experience the same damn problem? Well your lord is here and who is offering up their sacrafices?
:pengydie:
What can I sacrifice, oh lord, to make your balls stop itching? :eek:
Edited By The Sleeper on Jan. 14 2002 at 01:28
I think Alkey will lick them for you. That should stop the itching.
Quote:I think Alkey will lick them for you. That should stop the itching.
I take it you know this from experience?
Maynard if anyone knows about ball licking here it should be you. Don't think I haven't heard the stories Mistar Dog Fucker.
Yeah so I like to have my balls tongued. Is that so bad?
Maybe you have scabies gonzo...
Maynard Wrote:Yeah so I like to have my balls tongued. Is that so bad?
Please I heard you've had more balls pass through your mouth than the rawlings factory. Just admit to being the cum guzzling whore we all know you are. If you weren't such a whore why would everone consider you the equivalent of a nascar pit stop for diseased cum poles?
Maynard Wrote:Yeah so I like to have my tongue balled. Is that so bad?
You are Sofaking Gaye... :dropjaw:
Quote:Yeah so I like to have my tongue balled. Is that so bad?
You are Sofaking Gaye...
Slugshit - 1990 called. they want their joke back.
Quote:Slugshit - 1990 called. they want their joke back.
Fuck you you little goddamn pain in my ass...
Since when do you come to MayMay's defense? :oh yeah:
The Sleeper Wrote:Quote:I think Alkey will lick them for you. That should stop the itching.
I take it you know this from experience?
I do whatever it takes to keep him happy, and out of the pound.
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I'm beginning to loathe smiley faces.
:dropjaw: Do you like this one at least?
Wormface Wrote::dropjaw: Do you like this one at least?
I just tried to shove my dick in it's mouth.
IrishAlkey Wrote:Quote::dropjaw: Do you like this one at least?
I just tried to shove my dick in it's mouth.
Did you hurt yourself when it slammed into the screen?
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:no, really, fuck off: :fuck off: :burnfucker: :oh shit: :dropjaw: :punch:
Maynard Wrote:Quote:Quote::dropjaw: Do you like this one at least?
I just tried to shove my dick in it's mouth.
Did you hurt yourself when it slammed into the screen?
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Yes. But, luckily, it's harder to bend 3 1/4 inches than it is to bend 6 or more inches. So, I'll probbaly just end up with a bruise.
i'm just posting to see the rest of the new smilies, oh yeah, and to ask this fukin newbie what he's doing with my avatar??? well? :eatme:
and how come seph gets his own: :running at mouth: ?