Quote:I think I've said too much
how's the vibrator workin out :thumbs-up:
i think message boards have greatly impacted my ability to keep things in. after years on joking, i'm finally noticing that only here, do others share my sense of humor. everyone else thinks i'm fuct up.
Quote:Next time I talk to Gonzo and he gets me hard, I'm going to let him know about it. We'll see where it goes.
a bloody puddle on the bathroom floor
Quote:a bloody puddle on the bathroom floor
Sadly that's the best case senario...
Quote:how's the vibrator workin out
it's swell.
now I suppose the question is, are you having any swelling? :clueless:
Quote:how's the vibrator workin out
it's swell.
I just had this vision of VG rolling over, lighting a smoke and making that statement. :bow:
I can't imagine getting a hard on while talking to my mother. Though once she called just as I was about to get it on with my then girl friend, now wife. I told my mom I couldnt talk because I was about to get some "Scootch".
She just said "ok then" and hung up.
Quote:I couldnt talk because I was about to get some "Scootch".
I could just hear your Mom saying, OK son, you hurry up and get your f on and give mommy a call when your done. Make sure to wash your hands and face first. Have fun and do a good job. Make mommy proud. :rofl:
did your mom make you hard or was it an involentary reaction?
i had my entire family over for my daughter's 1st b-day last saturday.......i felt like telling my cousin, her husband, and their kids that should all just die and that they're breathing my air.
i felt like telling my mother that she should die a horrible death.
i felt like telling my brothers that they are pathetic losers who will never ever grow up!!!
my dad doesn't bother me for the most part so i had no ill-will towards him.
i basically excommunicated myself from them today and feel great about doing so.
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i get hard when a brisk wind passes. i have a hard-on problem.
as long as mom didn't tell you to "get a good one" that's just plain creepy, for a myriad of reasons.
On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.
Quote:Ever wanna say something, then hold back?
Yep. But I think I'll wait til Wackbag.com deletes about another twenty ot thirty of my posts before I do.
Quote:I'll wait til Wackbag.com deletes about another twenty ot thirty of my posts before I do.
here we go again...
say whatever you want here
I hold back on saying what i want to people every second of every day of my life. yep, it rules.
This Just means that some of you have a conscience Fucking pussies.
Quote:had the sudden urge to tell her how hard I was
breast feeding at your age can sometimes do that :-o