CDIH

I'm ready to play...

<center>Internet Virgins
I've lived a life of geekyness
But now I live it through...
A PC world where I can type
Naughty words to you
I'm a creep, total dweeb
Never had sex my balls are blue
But you made me feel
Yeah, it's so close to real
All that we do
Internet virgin
Cyber for the very first time
Internet virgin
When we type the word "hey"
At the same time
Gonna give you naked pics, boy
From when I was thin
Been eatin' a lot since then
I've got a few more chins
If you're fat, stay online
We can chat, until 8 or 9
Cuz' you make me feel
Yeah, you make me feel
Like I'm actually fine
Internet virgin
We'll meet for the very first time
Internet virgin
In your backseat
Your belly resting on mine
Oooh, oooh, oooh
You're the best I can do
I'll only do this once with you
'Cause you made me feel
Yeah, you made me feel
Like running inside
Rather stay a virgin
Than have this be my very first time
I'll stay a virgin
Can't stand your meat
Next to mine
I'll stay a virgin, ooh, ooh
I'm a virgin
Ain't lettin' you inside
Cuz When you hold me, and you touch me, you really scare me
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Ooh, baby
Don't ever IM me, creep
That phone number wasn't even mine...</center>

When did Ikea start writing songs?

I don't get it?

cdih challenge 2?

where the Hell did the Parody Contest #2 thread go??

I feel censored.

No I just want to find it and merge it with this thread. Please carry on, bring forth the parody songs!!!!!

I deleted the thread, I felt the timing was bad and no one was participating. But since someone took the initiative, game on.

Like my song? :thumbs-up:

You're the man now, dawg.

There's a bunch of new eminem songs to rewrite, I'll get on it.

i think Gonz may write about how his mom made him hard
i'm sure it'll work with cleanin out my closet

Since I'm totally, completely, hopelessly gay...

I know I'd go from fags to bitches
If Alkey don’t love me no more
And though my Asshole would be empty
I would still be a whore

My ass may still be torn and tattered
But in my heart I'd be a king
Your gash is all that ever mattered
It's everything

So open your legs and you'll open the door
To the normal life I'm hoping for
Suck me and fuck me and tell me you're my little whore

Must I forever be a homo
Whose hetero dreams will not come true?
Or will I go from fags to bitches?
My fate is up to you



Edited By Ants in My Pants on 1034895862

Quote:i think Gonz may write about how his mom made him hard
i'm sure it'll work with cleanin out my closet

:bow: genius!!!! :bow: