They don't have to be cool or meaningful quotes, just whatever are your favorite quotes, instead of ruining the inside jokes thread with this.
"Cause a karate man bruise on the inside, he don't show his weaknesses. But you wouldn't know that cause you a big barry white lookin motherfucker."
"That was a stone groove my man, you are the most righteous...
Yeah, yeah just get the fuck out."
"We see a deadly sin on every street corner, in every home, and we tolerate it. We tolerate it because it's common, it's trival. We tolerate it morning, noon, and night. Well, not anymore. I'm setting the example. And what I've done is going to be puzzled over, and studied, and followed... forever."
John Doe - se7en
gonzo, if i catch you putting out your kools on my perisan rug again i'm gonna throwdown. :lol:
Edited By Hybrid on 1035062461
Hybrid I was waiting for:
"Who been putting out their kools on my floor? Who been putting out their kools on my floor!!!! This is a persian rug, it's from persia!"
refresh. i was editing as you posted :lol:
<3
"Don't you wanna hear my last words?...
I just did."
- The Heist
"Your brain has the shell on it"
-Tommy Boy
Its the Gonzo & Hybrid Show!
"No, I don't think I will kiss you. Although you need kissing badly. That's what's wrong with you. You should be kissed, and often, and by someone who knows how."
Women will sleep with you if you write a book?
Women will sleep with you if you write a bad book.
"he was banging cocktail waitresses two at a time!" - the godfather
"thats my pleasure!!!!!" - friday
"and in the end, we fucked it all up" - casino
"hey, remember, you're a mellon!" - back to school
"the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was making the world think he didnt exist" - the usual suspects
Smokey - You got to be a stupid motherfucker to get fired on your day off.
Craig - Said they got me on tape, stealin boxes
Smokey - .... NIGGA WHAT THE FUCK YOU DOIN STEALIN' BOXES FOR!!!
"..And then he said goony goo goo, hey I'm Mr. T, I'll rip your cock off with my ass."
you're not on AIM sugarcock, i wanted to talk to you - keyser soze
its my club, i will splash zee pot venever the fahuck i please - rounders
Quote:you're not on AIM sugarcock, i wanted to talk to you - keyser soze
Hey!!!!..... that's not a movie quote.
"Hey doctor, what do it mean when fire shoot out your dick?
Wait so you have a burning sensation when you urinate?
No, see fire shoot out of my dick, a burst of flames. I can't even pee in the house no more, I'll burn my house down. I was out in the street pissing, dude walked up tried to mug me, I turned around and burnt him up right on the street. A burst of flames shoots out of my dick."
Sleepless in Seattle:
Destiny is something we've invented because we can't stand the fact that everything that happens is accidental.
You're a mook.
What's a mook?
You're a fuckin mook.
Yeah but what's a mook?
You're a mook.
You can't call me a fuckin mook.
I just did you fuckin mook.
I'LL SHOW YA FUCKIN MOOK!!!!!
- Mean Streets
so you're the red dragon, word on the street is you're welsh - made
For us to live any other way was nuts. Uh, to us, those goody-good people who worked shitty jobs for bum paychecks and took the subway to work every day, and worried about their bills, were dead. I mean they were suckers. They had no balls. If we wanted something we just took it. If anyone complained twice they got hit so bad, believe me, they never complained again - Goodfellas
The Last Boy Scout
Why did Mr. Milo Cross the road?
Because his dick was stuck in a chicken :fart:
Good Flick
Quote:its my club, AND IN MY CLUB i will splash zee pot venever the fahuck i please - rounders
Sorry, I'm fanatical about that movie
"So thats it then. Just like a young man coming in for a quickie but I feel so unsatisified."
"Sorry" - Mike
"You must feel proud and good. Strong enough to beat the world"
"I feel fine" - Mike
"Me too. I feel okay. First we check with one other guy. See how he feels.. Gramma!"
i love rounders, john malkovich is a fucking god.
I never get tired of the movie, I think I've seen it about 500 times by now