now you're really doing it vg. what's it like to multi? do you double click your mouse? :loveya:
Quote:Only if you refer to him as Monkey fucker during the conversation
that would be wonderful
Quote:now you're really doing it vg. what's it like to multi? do you double click your mouse?
um. ok.
i never knew i facinated so many people.
im retelling this one, i thought it was hysterical but no one giggled. :-(
in 2nd grade, i farted while doing mountin climbers. just as it finished echoing through the quiet gym, i screamed "EWWW MIKE!" he was the weird lil boy who was next to me, so he took all the blame.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
FUNNY VG!!!
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
i do have other confessions to make.
i don't know dick about coding. i know basic and pascal lke the back of my hand, but can't program myself out of a paper bag.
i've never tried drugs, and never wish to.
every once and again, like twice a day, i get the urge to whip out my junk and start playing with myself at work. sometimes i do. i spend at least an hour looking at porn a day.
vg turns me on in a way i can't describe with words.
Quote:im retelling this one, i thought it was hysterical but no one giggled. :-(
I giggled, but didn't reply because I didn't have anything of actual relevance to post. I hold myself back in that way often.
Wee, look at me, 100.
i want to take VG to Bada Bing, which is actually Satin Dolls, not far from here.
I find the earlobe on the right side of VG's sig strangely enticing for some compelling reason which I am currently unable to fathom.....
Quote:vg turns me on in a way i can't describe with words.
im flattered and all...but who are you?
i will only write in black pen.
i hate writing on lined paper for that matter.
i love to crack every bone (or what ever it is that cracks) in my body.
But VG....grrls never fart! :-o
Magus....I've been attracted to that picture since the first time I saw it.
mmmmmm....necks....
Quote:i want to take VG to Bada Bing, which is actually Satin Dolls, not far from here.
i can be there in 5 min. ;-)
i like to bite people.
Quote:i want to kiss a grrl, just once.
:lookatme: :lookatme: :lookatme: :lookatme:
I'm happy I was adopted so I don't have to inherit all my parents' fucked up genetics. But I think I may be leaning towards trying to find my birth parents...I'm not quite yet motivated, but I'm getting more curious.
oh, and I still have library books out from my county library from my freshman year of high school...Damn, that's like 10 years :clueless:
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vg i had a story just like that a few pages. poor chris. everyone thought he farted for 6 years. :lol:
Quote:in 7th grade i farted outside homeroom while getting my books out of the locker. i blamed it on my friend chris and he got made fun of from then until graduation from high school.
I could see myself addicted to drugs.
Quote:I'm addicted to crack.
As campy as that line is coming from Buttmunch... I'm DYING of laughter over here!!!!.. or.. as Hybrid would put it..
OMG!! OMG!! ROFL ROFLers!!! LOL ROFL!!!!!!
I left from a semester abroad without paying a medical bill.
i have just read 20 pages of confessions. i have never been around such a wonderful bunch of people in my life. i feel blessed to have been given the chance to join this community
i did not enjoy my lap dance from pinknips one bit and because of her whenever i hear "sweet home alabama" i cringe with the image of her crotch in my face