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I just dropped a HUGE deuce in the toilet at work, and it smells so bad. but i'm not going to spray it.
Do they smell like onions?
my white shelltops smell horrible from wearing them without socks in the summer. now they make my socks smell too. it's bad.
i had maymay's cock on my head once
i tried to convince a substitute teacher to let us have an open book spelling test. cause i suck at the spelling.
I had my cock on Amy's head once.
i don't know how i got this job. it pays too much based on my current input level. i'm so unmotivated, i'd rather post here than work, yet i still collect my check every week.
i am laughing at that vg, i can't stop laughing
i want to marry amy now.
i miss sluggo and his vrrrrrrooooooooooooooooms
no one vrooms like him
I gave a little boy a black eye in kindergarten because he insisted on playing blocks with me, but I wanted to play with the boy I had a crush on.

I haven't done any work in 2 days.

We are a very dysfunctional group of people!
Quote:I gave a little boy a black eye in kindergarten because he insisted on playing blocks with me, but I wanted to play with the boy I had a crush on.
even back then maynard was a pain






:-p
:moonie:
i have a hard time learning from my mistakes

i find slacking to be far too intersting, and that work interferes with it
Quote:We are a very dysfunctional group of people!

and i love each and everyone of you...i think ;-)

i got to be student of the week in kiddy-garten cause i knew what they called a group of fish.

i was in TAG for english when i was younger.

i took latin for 2 years...and all i remember is- interficio magister..which means kill the teacher.

during my nursery school graduation, while doing the hokey pokey...when i put my left foot in, i kicked my shoe off and it flew across the room. i ruled even at that age. :lol:
the only people ive had sex with or even kissed have all been board members
Quote:the only people ive had sex with or even kissed have all been board members

really...

i don't like the way that when i refresh this page, it sends me to the top again. then i have to scroll down, while waiting for images to load.
i know all my faults and i absolutely hate it when they are pointed out to me
I never told my parents that I'm adopted.

I guess I never felt they were ready for the truth.
I can't believe I'm so pissed at something so stupid
...but I'm very angry that all my sig pics were deleted without any warning :fuckoff:

I'm going to Arizona in 2 weeks just to spend the weekend in a bar and see cool bands at the Stoner Hands of Doom fest all by myself. Music really is my life, my drug, my religion, etc.
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