Columbus sailed your penis to the New World?
Quote:Columbus sailed to the new world on an X-Box
i think the xbox was about seven times larger than the nina, pinta and the santa maria. he sailed to the xbox on maynard's penis.
Yes....he sailed on my penis.
Magus.....I think you should just do it. Maybe it won't make you a million dollars, but if it will make you happy....no amount of money is worth that.
i would sell my sould to the devil for the right price
crap, magus. just do it. it's not like you're too old to bounce back. say you try it for a year or so and it doesn't work out, you just go back to waht you're doing now. if you're worried, just hawk offensive t-shirts over the web and collect door money for everything. some people can establish a comfortable life with little else. you never know until you try, right? i'll buy some art, if it'll make you feel better. but like budget art.
Quote:i would sell my sould to the devil for the right price
I'll buy it - name your price.
Quote:hawk offensive t-shirts over the web and collect door money for everything.
You'll be a millionare by your mid 20's if you start a softcore porn site.
Quote:You'll be a millionare by your mid 20's if you start a softcore porn site.
only if you could find canadian chicks to wear freaky clothes.
you mean fugly canadian chicks
Quote:you mean fugly canadian chicks
is there any other type?
Yeah but even she quit and has become exlusive only to lentsite.
i wore my pj's to school today.
I would murder sleeper for his Thursday ticket.
Quote:i wore my pj's to school today.
hot.....
pshhhh you know you want my Andrew WK ticket more.
fine...correction:
I would murder sleeper on principle because he paid for a WK ticket, and then take his Thursday ticket for good measure.
as wrong as you are, that was pretty clever.
Quote:i wore my pj's to school today.
its times like this that i wish i was still in school