Quote:I thought I got it wrong and flibdring was really a girl, and a slutty one at that
um...no
I was very confused, nothing personal
its ok...i read it again after your post, and it is possible to take it that 19 guys fucked me, although i think most people took my actual meaning of spending a few days on a trip with them
yes, after I got past that part, that was clearer
i dropped my television tonight. it's broke. it fell 4 feet. my dad laughed at me.
I confess that after being gone so long, I have no clue what the fuck is going on here... :crackhead:
mushrooms are waaaaay too much fun...I had about 5 hours of hilarity :bouncer:
I'm awake, and I don't like it one bit.
i'm awake, and bored silly :fuggin:
Quote: :fuggin:
that shit will rot your mind. Got any more ?
yes thanks
mokey:
If I smoked , I'd be pissed that you didn't offer me any. :disappointed:
I've cheated in the franchise mode of Madden in a variety of ways so as to get the upper hand against my roommates:
padding stats
turned down the setting of the game
lengthened the quarters
taken time outs for the computer
played as the computer to ensure a bunch of sacks, interceptions, and tackles
re-ordered the computer's roster so I can play against all scrubs
fixing the draft
Intentionally lose games so I get a good draft pick
simulating 5 years ahead to see who progresses the most
changing the names of players so I mark which ones I want
simulating the draft to find out what players will be available.
misc
Pick free agents up just to trade them
resetting the game if one of my players gets hurt
dont forget to turn off the salary cap, release great players from other teams and sign them to your own, and trade your #1 pick for crappy team's #1
Quote:dont forget to turn off the salary cap
That's too obvious, and they would know.
Quote:release great players from other teams and sign them to your own
Also too obvious (since you can see the transaction log, and I didn't even know you could take control of another team. If I were going to do that, it would be to make them accept a lopside trade.
Quote:and trade your #1 pick for crappy team's #1
That's not cheating.
how is it not cheating to trade the pick of your 6-0 team to the first pick of an 0-6 team? a real coach would never accept that
One day when you grow up, you'll understand.
my defensive line is ranked as a 40 :-(
i had a really great weekend and i wish my parents would've stayed in VA for another week or so.
i just watched "Bang Bang, You're Dead" and I understand what those people went through
What, he didn't stay for 'The Sopranos' tonight?