you're right about one thing
that was a dumb question
Quote:isn't irish alkey a bit redundant? i mean it's like saying atm machine. it's already inferred in the first word.
People have been saying that to me for years.
I like the name anyway.
IAMIRISHALKEY!
That was almost as good when his teeth fell out last Thanksgiving.
Quote:I am Emit Smith
That was the joke I was going for when I said "I am IrishAlkey".
you added "no" at the beginning, making it more of a spartacus reference.
Damn. You're right. :-(
I was getting my pop culture references mixed up.
yea, next time don't question the apex of hilarity that is OAS.
Maynard ---> :bow: :lookatme: <---OAS
Quote:That's the spirit Maynard, I didn't mean stare at the guy, just a little glance to let them know I enjoy my work
Good going spit, now how long before maymay starts sucking dick?
Quote:isn't irish alkey a bit redundant? i mean it's like saying atm machine. it's already inferred in the first word.
It's so much funnier cause he has no clue what you do for a living..
:rofl: :rofl:
For the record Spit gets nine out of ten stars. If she swallows add an extra star.
:loveya:
Going down of a chick is the one of the best things in the world if certain conditions are applied.
First, it has to be CLEAN! Second, little (trimmed, like a putting green) or no hair (waxed or shaved.)
One girlfriend (who also gave the best head) use to fuck my face with her hip's rocking.....
God Damn that was hot and sticky, fucking in a field under the full moon....
Quote:how would you like your clit twsited around violently when you came?
sounds good to me.
I enjoy giving oral a lot. If the guy enjoys it I can have an orgasm while doing it. I don't really enjoy receiving oral though. I know, everyone's gonna say I haven't had it from the right person, but that's not true. I have had amazing orgasms from oral, but it is still the last thing I would want done.
I'm a loser virgin....however the girl I'm involved with now is also and we're experimenting with each other and she said she wouldn't be opposed to me going down on her, but she wanted to shave first...so I'm going to give it a try in a few days or so....I'll let you guys know how it goes... :bouncer:
aww, how cute
congratulations
don't forget to breathe :thumbs-up: