Quote:next to the giant 7-11 blueberry coffee machine
Ok, we're jackin that fools house, now!!!
Yeah, all those sob stories about the coffee being gone are bullshit
Quote:Goatweed can come to Bazookas too
Nice, I've always wanted to go to a Bazookas :-)
Um...what's a Bazooka's?
And I already have the coffee machine, it's the coffee that I can't get my hands on. Maybe I should bribe the clerk with a few benjamins next time I stop in for smokes...
coffee machine - a columbian who grinds each bean by hand and boils bottled water.
Damn straight! I could've hired mexicans for cheaper, but I'm never cheap when it comes to my coffee. Besides, columbians=coffee, mexicans=landscaping.
Landscaping = a mexican who trims goatweeds, goatee by hand while he gets his morning facial and nails done.
they do trim it well, I must admit.
Facials? Bah! I'm all about the botox, my friend.
You probably have someone type your posts for you....
You do, don't you?
I know he has his spelling checked. (Can that be classified as in inside joke?)
Quote:You probably have someone type your posts for you....
Most times, yes - I was feeling daring today and I thought it would be interesting to do it myself - it's quite exhilarating.
Quote:I know he has his spelling checked
:lol:
I am a terrible speller and then one day this guy told me about a way to avoid that problem.
The joke is who that guy was.