Use a stone to open it with your last, dying breath.
Dent your stupid head with it and do us all a favor.
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accepatable losses?
He wouldn't last 2 seconds in soviet russia.
:rofl: See, it is justifiable sometimes :rofl:
keep trying with the scissors. maybe you can pop a blood vessel.
yay i made a hole. maybe i can use the scissors and work it open. :thumbs-up:
eat the whole can at once.
Dude, are you sure those aren't the scissors your roomate uses to trim his sack hair?
Pop the top of the can with your finger and drink it with a straw. Jesus what the fuck would have you done in 'Nam?
you cant eat noodles with a straw...can you? :clueless:
No but you can suck up pubic trimmings...
Why not? The gooks eat them with sticks.
drop some opium in it, all but 116 of the noodles will come running out.
hybrid..
doesn't this seem like entirely too much for chef boyardee? next time just eat cereal like everyone else.
yeeeeeeeeeessssssssssssss i dug the scissor in and worked around the edge and it's coming off. :-D
ahhhhhhhhh boyardee goodness is almost mine