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i was about to make some chef boyardee beefaroni but the god Damn metal thing that you pull to open it broke off. I CAN'T GET IT OPEN. what do i do? :clueless:

Get a big boy lunch.

You're all growed up now.

Bite the can, come on!!! Rip it open pussy!!!

Put it in the microwave on low for 2 minutes. The heat will expand the can and the lid will pop right off.

VOILA!

commit suicide.

poke at it with your fork. if you push hard enough, you can break the seal and salvation is on the other side of the tin lid. push away.

Bite it faggot.

get a can opener

Travis Bickle woulda bit it.

there's nothing to bite!! the metal ring popped off!!!

give up and eat the papaer label and book binding glue.

Go buy a lunchable and a juicy cup instead.

Bite the actual fuckin can open, you fuckin pussy.

get a fricken shark with laser beams to cut through it.

but my toofers will break :disappointed:

have teenweek tell a joke to it!

Fine pussy.

Kill your parents then.

Use an axe.

Yeah. Kill your parents.

Kill them, now!!!