CDIH

i had a good conversation, but i don't know if i feel any better
i have a headache
my mouth is dry
i'm hungry
i have to pee
why do my feet go to sleep if i lean on them
is this the right song

holy fuck that is the sickest thing I've seen in awhile :fuckoff:

Danked.....when I snap your fingers.....you'll wake up and not remember any of this. :fuggin:



*snap*

Quote:*snap*

ROOF! ROOF! BARK! ROOF! ROOF! BARK!

I just had one of the most amazing evenings ever.

Yeah, it's a lucky rabbit foot.

How dreadfully 80's.

story?
still have to pee
brb :thumbs-up:

Wow. She really had to pee. It's been almost 40 minutes.

I have to wear my seatbelt in a car. I just freak out and feel incredibly uneasy if I don't. Ever since my first bad accident, I've always worn it If it's one of those lap restraints, I can't do it. I need to have something around my chest.

sorry, fell in

How come women never look before they sit down? I say no fault lies with anyone with a penis. If you fall in, you deserve it. :-p

this kind of goes with the racoon story & sort of with this

my mom used to go to the bathroom at night in the dark
one night she heard splashing, so she goes to see what it is
and a squirell is trying to climb out of the toliet
she screamed like Hell, and my dad came running out in his underware
and shut the lid & tried to flush him away
:rofl:

it must have fallen down the vent pipe from the roof
I'm glad I wasn't home :rofl:

I bet it was a female squirrel.

they flushed a live squirrel???????? :-o :-o

vice city rules!!!!!!! :bouncer: :fuggin:

Yes, yes it does.

Who does the voice for that Scottish rockstar? Sounds like Spud from Trainspotting.

Anyone ever watch The Great Space Coaster?
Know news is good g-news, with Harry G-new

my space bar isn't working right

oh yeah, & I felt bad for the squirell before, but now it's mostly funny :clueless:

"There is a difference between All Dead & Mostly Dead. Mostly Dead means he is still Somewhat Alive. Now if he was All Dead the best you could do was go thru his pockets & look for loose change"

"You hear that, he said To Blaaaave, which we all know means To Bluff, you were probably playing cards & he owes you money....." "Liar! Liiiiar!" :twak:



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"Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father... prepare to die!"

Why does 4:30 in the more come around waaaaaaaaaay too quickly....me needs to work closer to home.

I got more sleep tonight at work than I did all day yesterday.

I am on my third cup of coffee already.
Got to cut back.

I haven't had my coffee yet. :-(

i'm wearing white contacts today
and 2 people have come up to me to tell me that they are bad for yer eyes
but sometimes you have to make sacrifices
i mean it is Halloween!!