CDIH

Woah. I want those.

Where'd you get them?

eye doctor
90 bux for both eyes
though i definatley cannot drive with them

Damn, and here I thought GW was finally gonna admit to owning a pair of beer goggles :lol: :toast:

Petal made a funny!


I hate getting to work a half hour early.
Everyone looks at me surprised and can't figure out what I'm doing here.

what are you doing there? its not like you have an extra half hour of work to do

but beer googles are the ultimate defense
think of a better one

Quote:but beer googles are the ultimate defense
think of a better one

the best defense is a good offense. hit the fatties. knock them over.

I wanted the cat eye contacts
Saw a girl working in a Supermarket once, wearing them, she said not many people mention it :clueless:
And I went to class late once & was trying to sneek in .. and a kid with the white ones in looks at me & I sort of froze there for a bit :thumbs-up:

Quote:a kid with the white ones in looks at me & I sort of froze there for a bit

awesome....

it was the first time I had seen them in person & I was trying to figure out what was the matter with him.

He was part albino rat :thumbs-up:

i am soo getting those. i want to freak out my co-workers. dgw, just get them at a regular optometrist? or do i have to go to a real eye doctor?

I just flew back from Atlanta. Boy are my arms tired. Da-dum-dum.

Henny Youngman, ladies and gentlemen! Give him a hand!

I will.....Right across his face for telling such a horrible, horrible joke

don't forget to tip your waitress.

I shoved my cock down her throat, that should be enough

was that before or after she served you blueberry coffee?

during

Nice, I would've done the same thing. Did she spill it on you? You could sue, ya know.