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try it, you'll like it. and it's cheaper than any faggy "mocha latte" you'll find at $tarbucks.

I like my coffee like you like your women.

toothless and smelling like cat piss?

Latte with a big ass?

Can I add straight man to my resume?

How many straight men have you had?

None of them.

Likely story.

he hasn't had any straight men - only gay ones :-D

I am so hetero that I get someone else to hold my dick when I take a piss.

you too?

What's his name?

My head is spinning. Lack of sleep mixed with actually having to accomplish something at work today is leaving me feeling for the lack of better terms, upside down.

Poor jack, he needs a blowjob too.

were you out drinking again, Jack?

Jack doesn't drink.

he should drink blueberry coffee.

So we are back to that again, huh?

you know you want some.

Well. now that you mention it.
I am gettin tempted.

Oh look, I'm a drunken fuck.