I'm out and about this morning, just finished running an errand for my boss, my eyelids hardly staying open, when I pass a 7-11...I decide a cup of coffee might help perk me up so I pull in and get out of the car...I walk in and grab a cup, when what do I see? THAT'S RIGHT, a beautiful mug of Blueberry Creme, just sitting there, like the holy grail...So I pour myself a cup, pour in some creamer.....I'm hooked, I bought 2 cups of the stuff and they were gone before I got back home. Now I know why Gonzo called it the crack of coffee....Drugs can't hold a candle to this shit, it puts you in this constant state of euphoria that must be experienced...
I want more, but I'm too lazy to drive and get some more.
Now you fully understand the power Blueberry Creme wields with each steaming cup. Welcome, and enjoy your new addiction.
I'm drinking one right now.
Today I tried it with half and half and sugar. Not as good as the french vanilla creamer, but still yummy.
However, it did just cause me to take a monster shit. I had dump sweats and everything. My Asshole exploded like Mt. St. Helens.
Then I laughed and went back to my blueberry creme.
I still resist the temptation......ha ha ha ha
Quote:each steaming cup
you're not selling me on it, yet. i can think of at least three other things that steam.
That post steamed of shit
That's 1....only 2 more to go :lol:
Anyone ever have blueberry beer?
Besides me, that is.
I have a headache.... I don't have any drugs .... would blueberry coffee help?
Quote:you're not selling me on it, yet.
Exactly - you'll see the light eventually. All you need to do is stroll by the coffee pot, and the next thing you know you'll have poured yourself a cup - the aroma alone will get you hooked.
If God meant for fruit to be in coffee/beer he would have made it that way.
Blueberry Coffee/Beer is the work of the DEVIL!
You have been warned. To Hell you will go or at least the shitter for a day or so.
:burnfucker:
Quote:or at least the shitter for a day or so.
Been there, done that.
Quote:Anyone ever have blueberry beer?
Never had blueberry but I have had Linenkugels Wild Berry. It's some ass kicking good beer.
i didn't like the blueberry beer.
and i have a question...is the coffee actually flavored with blueberry....or is it a creamer you put in it?
VG, don't get sucked in like all the others :disappointed:
The coffee is actually flavored with blueberry goodness.
Goatweed is in league with Satan himself. Don't believe the hype.
:burnfucker:
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dont worry metal..im not..it still sounds icky to me
hot chocolate is better than coffee
Quote:Goatweed is league with Satan himself
How do you think I made all my millions? Once you get past all the evil and hate, he's really not that bad of a guy.
Quote:dont worry metal..im not..it still sounds icky to me
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